๐Ÿฐ Piece of cake performance review recipe

Hey overthinker, we have a request for you: donโ€™t overthink your performance reviews. No need to rehearse a whole song and dance. Just go over the quarterโ€™s greatest hits and skip the minutia.

Ask Your Work Wife is here to help you present your manager with bullet points that prove you're contributing to the bottom line. New episodes drop Wednesdays on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

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Donโ€™t Overthink Your Performance Review

A performance review is nothing but a form. Just a bunch of silly little text boxes on a piece of paper that is filed away in HR where it canโ€™t hurt you. Replace the scary with pragmatism.

Managers want to assess if their employees are adding to the bottom line. If youโ€™re reading this newsletter and trying to rehearse your performance review, youโ€™re already doing the most.

 

Itโ€™s not about whether or not youโ€™re eligible for a raise, itโ€™s about whether youโ€™re ineligible for one.

โ€”Holland

Piece of cake performance review recipe

Ingredients

  • A heavy pour of clearly set quarterly goals to point back to.

  • Pretty much the whole container of a detailed report of your top and bottom performing outcomes.

  • Set aside a batch of fresh, yet achievable goals.

Directions

1. No Studying Allowed

Resist every urge to study for the meeting. Itโ€™s a professional pulse check. Youโ€™re a warm body whoโ€™s in the building delivering top line items as prescribed in the job description. Thatโ€™s a gold star right there.

2. It's an Open-Book Test

You give them the information they need to write a glowing review in those text boxes. Give them the language for you to win. This is a reporting meeting to report on your past performance.

3. Don't Ask for a Raise

I know we say this every other sentence, but this is probably the one time you gotta sit on that raise request. This meeting is all about the brass tacks of your day-to-day job function. Instead, nudge a raise request during 1:1โ€™s.


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